|25 weeks. If one more person says I'm huge I |
won't be held responsible for my actions...
"Oh my god! Your stomach has grown again! You're HUGE! ENORMOUS! You make a whale look tiny! If an elephant stood next to you it would feel petite! Honestly, I've never seen anyone bigger!"
The woman stood tall, put her hands on her hips (which must be in there somewhere) and brought herself back to a state of absolute calmness. She listened as the exclamations continued, and focused her attention on one thing.
The other - the one with the big mouth - was too busy talking and staring at the expanding waist region to notice. She didn't see the other woman's foot until it was just millimetres from her mouth. She drew her breath in shock and tried to form a scream, but by then it was too late.
The one with the belly stood there for a moment, hands still on imaginary hips and one leg extended with yoga-like gracefulness.
"Want me to remove the foot from your mouth yet?" she smiled.